power lineman

Smartest motherfucker in the world. They have done so much with so little for so long that they are qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing. They are often found to be slightly conceded and may behave like man whores.

I can do anything, I'm a power lineman.

by floggingisaac July 26, 2014

combat lineman

Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.

Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).

Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.

God help me...send a combat lineman.
Don't send a boy todo a Liney's job.
Hairys (Combat lineman), Marys (Telemechs) and Fairys ( TE Techs).

by mutley 408 May 3, 2020

offensive lineman

300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.

The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.

by HOGS ALL DAY December 16, 2011

Cable lineman

According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.

That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.

by Lineman86 April 8, 2021

witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Offensive Lineman

Usually a 6'3 300 pound monster. The offensive lineman usually holds but hits like a truck.

Damn I bet he's a offensive lineman

by I am a lineman August 26, 2019

Wichita Lineman

The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.

Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.

by Tom Davison April 7, 2003