Make me a sandwich 

A sexist phrase that a male says to a female when he's drunk and/or hungry.

*GIRL TALKING TO FRIEND*

Girl: My boyfriend keeps yelling at me, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!" He's being sexist and now I need a good comeback to say to him.. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Guy friend: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.

Make me a sandwich by da tr00f July 27, 2009

I just ate a sandwich 

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

I just ate a sandwich by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

bitch make me a sandwich

What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.

Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.

bitch make me a sandwich by outlaw June 19, 2006

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

bitch make me a sandwich by jimbob February 15, 2003

Go make me a sandwich 

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.

We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.

Go make me a sandwich by Dub P August 26, 2005

Sudo make me a sandwich 

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!

-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.

Sudo make me a sandwich by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009

I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

I'll have a sandwich by babom July 18, 2007