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Gettin' blown on the throne 

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.
Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.
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kneeling at the throne 

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)
We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.
kneeling at the throne by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

worship the throne 

to throw up into a toilet over and over again; usually from either a drunken night out or some bad clams.
boy: hey, have you seen brian?
friend: last i saw him he had to go worship the throne.
worship the throne by rachelk44 January 8, 2009

Wolves In The Throne Room 

A wonderful black metal band hailing from Washington,USA with no rockstar wannabe attitude like many bands today.Their music is influenced from Black Metal,Doom Metal,Hardcore Punk and Folk Metal.Their lyrics focus on themes of Apocalypse, transformation and modern society’s lost connection with the natural world.The band members-brothers Aaron and Nathan Weaver live in dilapidated farmstead called Calliope. Unlike most modern metal bands, Wolves in the Throne Room always use vintage amplifiers and recording equipment. They despise modern recording techniques such as looping and drum triggers.
Wolves In The Throne Room are altogether a treat to ears

watch the throne 

best co-op album ever/ best album every
By Kanye West and Jay-Z (Yeezy and Hov)

show you are the best
You are know watching the throne

watch the throne bitches
watch the throne by joeykingman March 28, 2012

claim the throne 

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit
The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"