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Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
mugGet the Im going to touch youmug.

I'm sure you did

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
mugGet the I'm sure you didmug.
You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
mugGet the WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?mug.

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.
by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020
mugGet the god got youmug.

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it
Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this
by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019
mugGet the You can't block thismug.

Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.
"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"
by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020
mugGet the Trump youmug.

You swiped!

My favorite personal verb to explain to someone "You tried" but in a more reflective way, i'd only use this verb in an arguement it's pretty useless
"And that's why you're ugly"
"At least my beauty is on the inside, but you swiped!"
by CrayonWater June 24, 2023
mugGet the You swiped!mug.

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