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A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.
by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013
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S L A P O F D O O M

The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
by DragonJJ April 23, 2022
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SO, you got bored and decide to do something with your keyboard and here you are reading this! You are probably like me and don't have anyone that loves you or you were just doing you homework. Whatever have a great life.
I'm so bored I just type 13243546576879809-0=qewretrytuyiuoipo^p¸adsfdgfhgjhkjlk;l`;<zcxvcbvnbmn,m.,é on my keyboard
by Ivichose January 14, 2022
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literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019
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C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places
Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D
by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010
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M Y L I F E or My Life

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill
by HyelloGuys December 8, 2020
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