Imap Joke

Spell the word out and you will find well I am a pee (you will get it)

John spell Imap
okay I am a pee.
Actually, I regret saying The Imap joke.

by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023

Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny

yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes

by Firas324 July 27, 2021

a davis joke

A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner

"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"

by ajozahuran May 14, 2015

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

Joke

This is a joke!

A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)

by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020