Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021

Matt

A character from the youtube channel eddsworld who loves himself very much and has is also very intresting

Tom: matt, i dont hate you(?)
Matt: yay! Im popular!
Tom: no, i just-
Matt: POPULAR!!

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

matt

matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt

because he can be hungry

very quick thinking can be purple sometimes

OMG IS THAT MATT ???!!!
lol ya

by spooksay February 14, 2022

Matt

He’d smoke you in a 1v1 on ARK even if he is playing with half an xbox, you’re dog water, get some PR.

Matt is really good at ARK.

by Mxtt v9 too devlish February 3, 2021