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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
mugGet the beardo the manmug.

man light

A light fixture which is turned on to cast a sufficient amount of light in one's immediate area to emphasize the heterosexual nature of time spent together by two or more males.

Under no circumstances may man lights be a lava lamp, candle(s), or anything which can be considered "mood lighting". Propane lanterns or fires are okay, however.

Typically used when watching TV or during a man date.
Hey dude, turn on a man light or two when you get those beers.
by Chief Cook & Bottle Washer September 19, 2009
mugGet the man lightmug.

Poultry Man

Grain....
by Sexy Kendall Jenner December 31, 2019
mugGet the Poultry Manmug.

workin' man

busch light, the beer of choice for the working class.
1. "Throw me one of those workin' mans"

2. "Oh, you goin' workin' man?"
mugGet the workin' manmug.

man gaga

"Shut up dude, don't be such a man gaga"
by mouseng1 September 20, 2009
mugGet the man gagamug.

man vinegar

The warm sweat like liquid secreted fom ones gooch, often after prolonged exercise or sitting through a star wars or back to the future trilogy.

A.K.A man sweat, ball sweat, man juice, sweat jiuce, jiuce man ball sweat, man sweat ball jiuce.
Yes its that versatile!
F@ck me my balls stink of man vinegar.

"I aint putting them in my mouth till you wash that vinegar off them" (obvioulsy a womans comment)

traditional chip shop man vinegar.
by skoint September 1, 2006
mugGet the man vinegarmug.

Man Trip

MT for short, Man Trip is a once a year excursion of dudes for no particular reason (i.e. not a bachelor party, birthday, etc.). It is simply our God given right to get out of the house for 2 or so days and spend our hard earned money on ourselves. Activities include, but are not limited to drinking beer, golf, bowling, going to a sporting event and gambling. Strip clubs, all forms of cheating and douche bags are strictly prohibited.
Man Trip 2011 in Pittsburgh was a blast. I can't wait for MT2012 in Louisville!
by Zelkowo December 14, 2012
mugGet the Man Tripmug.

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