aggressive street walking

when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.

"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"

by lpskia182 January 6, 2009

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Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

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If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

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When a man wakes up in a woman's home after a drunken, wild, anonymous sexual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave.

Dude, I got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is a cute girl's house and had to "Dude's Walk of Shame" by her cat's stinky litter box. Won't be calling her anytime soon!

by iLobbyist November 19, 2016

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