Tanu is the prettiest girl in the milky way galaxy. Her eyes and smile have had the most profound effect on me ever since looking at her for the first time.
Every day I wake up and her texts are the first thing I'm checking. Her support is incomparable. She makes me smile 24x7. Whenever I'm tired all I need to do is speak with her to charge myself up. She's my strength through everything. My day is incomplete without her. Tanu is solid as a person, she mixes well with everyone, tolerates my moods and makes good tea.
The perfect girlfriend. The perfect wife. The perfect daughter in law for my parents. Most importantly, the perfect mother for our children.
I'm gonna love her till my last breath.
Every day I wake up and her texts are the first thing I'm checking. Her support is incomparable. She makes me smile 24x7. Whenever I'm tired all I need to do is speak with her to charge myself up. She's my strength through everything. My day is incomplete without her. Tanu is solid as a person, she mixes well with everyone, tolerates my moods and makes good tea.
The perfect girlfriend. The perfect wife. The perfect daughter in law for my parents. Most importantly, the perfect mother for our children.
I'm gonna love her till my last breath.
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Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
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Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
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