Sam: Damn, I want a woman...
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024
Get the Womanmug. by Your every day guy March 28, 2023
Get the Womanmug. The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
Get the woman countmug. P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
Get the Woman Upmug. A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.
by Fatasslazyman March 30, 2009
Get the gizz trough womanmug. An adult female human being. The opposite of a Man, an adult male human being.
The kind of human being that is qualified by nature to carry offspring. Not all women are able to have children, but all women COULD have children IF those ramifications did not exist.
This understanding is why scientists still look for a cure against female infertility, for example, because IF it is erased, THEN women COULD get pregnant.
The kind of human being that is qualified by nature to carry offspring. Not all women are able to have children, but all women COULD have children IF those ramifications did not exist.
This understanding is why scientists still look for a cure against female infertility, for example, because IF it is erased, THEN women COULD get pregnant.
X: "I thought a woman was a social construct. A label based on the outward stereotypical expression that can or cannot reflect a person's assigned gender which is determined by their sex characteristics such as genitalia, chromosomes, etc.?"
Y: "No, my friend. She never WAS. A Woman IS. And something that IS cannot simply be switched like a name tag. A woman is the state of being an adult human female. Like a lioness is the state of being an adult feline female. "States" speak to a condition, and a condition is time-based (like the suffix -ous or -ly: "Lovely". "Cancerous". "Calmly". "Murderous".) A woman is not a state of mind. A state of mind is, for example, suicidality, autistic, conscious. State of beings can be discriminatory, state of minds cannot. A man can never be a woman because he is an adult human male. Same as a lion cannot be a lioness because he is an adult feline male."
Y: "Then what about transgender people? Are they lying?"
X: "Verbal manipulation with the intent of deception is lying. Transgender people can very well be telling the truth about their experiences because they are not looking to deceive anyone. However, that doesn't change the reality that what they believe is not the truth."
Y: "But what if it's their truth? It's their own body."
X: "Yes it is. And they can do whatever they want with their body. But truth is not subjective. It's objective. And it transcends culture, time, nationality, and ourselves."
Y: "No, my friend. She never WAS. A Woman IS. And something that IS cannot simply be switched like a name tag. A woman is the state of being an adult human female. Like a lioness is the state of being an adult feline female. "States" speak to a condition, and a condition is time-based (like the suffix -ous or -ly: "Lovely". "Cancerous". "Calmly". "Murderous".) A woman is not a state of mind. A state of mind is, for example, suicidality, autistic, conscious. State of beings can be discriminatory, state of minds cannot. A man can never be a woman because he is an adult human male. Same as a lion cannot be a lioness because he is an adult feline male."
Y: "Then what about transgender people? Are they lying?"
X: "Verbal manipulation with the intent of deception is lying. Transgender people can very well be telling the truth about their experiences because they are not looking to deceive anyone. However, that doesn't change the reality that what they believe is not the truth."
Y: "But what if it's their truth? It's their own body."
X: "Yes it is. And they can do whatever they want with their body. But truth is not subjective. It's objective. And it transcends culture, time, nationality, and ourselves."
by The Jabawocky July 13, 2022
Get the Womanmug. Something you must never define, mention, or acknowledge; and if you do then you're transphobic and must be killed.
JK Rowling: "I think being a woman is a real thing that exists"
People: "BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!"
People: "BURN HER! SHE'S A WITCH!!!!"
by BobaFish June 23, 2023
Get the Womanmug.