texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

Texas 2 for 1

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!

by StrongerMan X September 8, 2011

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

by badtouch October 8, 2008

Texas Potato Chip

When you cum on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off

"Dude i love texas potato chips"

by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010

texas brown eye

the act of man getting his asshole licked by a gerth of a woman followed by a face of utter shock and disipointment.

hey tex!!! what did she do to you last night?.... she gave me a texas brown eye!!!

by onewheelpeel November 18, 2010

texas bull whip

when one poops, in a long tube sock, and then procedes to whip someone with it.

maria made a texas bull whip, and hit michele with it.

by Alex737 November 13, 2011

texas tomato sauce

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people

kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me

by 1458lover July 7, 2010