10 second hot

Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.

Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.

by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011

Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.

brb man, Thirty Second Warning

by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011

Three Second Walrus

A large, glittery walrus that appears can appear anywhere and at any time, but for three seconds only. It is fond of slaughtering things and consequentially said appearances often end in three second massacres. The three second rule makes no difference to him.

"I narrowly escaped getting killed by the three second walrus!"

by MagnificentRikki November 15, 2012

Mississippi seconds

Sloppy seconds with incest.

Billy Bob got Mississippi seconds with his sister after his dad had a go.

by KobishSmith August 22, 2014

thirty second youtube ad

The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.

by hot with a hint of side boob July 25, 2015

6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016