The New School

Where admissions officers scour the globe, round up the most radical/artistic/generally eccentric people they can find, and bring them to Greenwich Village to earn degrees.

Legendary for the disproportionately high number of famous writers, artists, and musicians it has produced.

For public safety, the university really should have a sign in front of it reading: "Abandon all hope, ye conservatives who enter here." It's just not right to deny people of a fair warning.

Kerry: *points upwards* Look! People rioting on a roof!
Bob: That's one of The New School's buildings.
Kerry: Oh...

by PlaywrightX December 13, 2009

oathall school

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."

'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'

by Ray x x November 18, 2017

school

pam is wrong. totally wrong, she's always wrong, but she can join my religion.

"pam is wrong, as school isn't uni"

by brim October 17, 2004

online school

hell

i have online school again ugh.

by jxcee June 9, 2020

safe school

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.

Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.

by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019

Online School

Online school is a form of child torture and is very unnecessary during times like these. The people who are associated with this horrible thing are the dumb asses who like to add 30 assignments and use the excuse "you have more time to do your assignments". This gives a lot of people depression, anxiety, and many more horrible things.

"Dude did you hear we're doing online school?"
" I don't care, I'm not doing the classes with that dumb ass teacher"

by spr0ut May 6, 2020

Longcroft School

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child's aspirations for the future. Comments will be issued for such dastardly offences as: Forgetting your rubber, chewing gum, and god-forbidden defiance. Comments will not be issued for: Hotboxing the boy's toilets, Yeeting a chair at a supply teacher, bringing in offensive weapons, being a general dick.

"Wow, isn't Longcroft School the worst school in the East Riding of Yorkshire!"

by Anonymous Specimen March 21, 2019