Pulling a Lettmann

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.
I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.
by Congaflats February 20, 2019
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Pulling a Bason

When two people like each other, but don't date.
"Elise why are you and Andrew pulling a Bason? You like each other, why not date?
by Vibrato February 14, 2016
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Pulling a Chopper

To be overly possessive, compulsive, or mean. Someone whom lies compulsively to the point they believe their own lies. Delusional. Someone whom exhibits stalker like tendencies. To lead a double life. A guy or girl whom freaks out if you're not available for every phone call. Someone whom believes having a fake persona makes people like you.
I didn't answer on the first ring so he started "Pulling a Chopper".

She lies so much and gets mad when I don't believe her stories. Oh really? Was she "pulling a chopper"?

He told me I had 15 minutes to talk for the rest of the day. He's always 'pulling a Chopper'.
by Miss Jelly February 02, 2010
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pulled a gohmert

verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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pulled a po

When something can be done with the greatest of ease, but you fuck it up so much that you have no idea what you just did.
Could've won the tournament but he pulled a po .
by KuribohHunter October 20, 2018
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Pulling A Coppertone

When someone you know bends over all of the time and shows his/her butt and looks like the little girl on the coppertone bottle.
Briana was pulling a coppertone when she went to get waters out of the fridge.
by Cherie Elise September 07, 2009
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pulling a Patty

When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.
Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!
by Chick USA May 16, 2008
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