Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 06, 2019

Crack Pipe

Dry lips on a dark skinned nigga.

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 10, 2019

Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Lead pipe

The sexual act of whacking someone over the head with a lead pipe then proceeding to fuck them

Cherral got the lead pipe

by Lil boy 2046 June 11, 2023

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 04, 2014

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 08, 2020

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023