What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.
by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021
Get the Long Beach, New Yorkmug. One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.
Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE
by InternetSlangPhD February 22, 2023
Get the Long Benis Iced Teamug. When your Samsung tablet is taken away because you didn’t clean the basement and she finds that you have snuck both candy and the tablets into the basement and she takes away your tablet (hence the meaning) for a very very long time. Love you mom!
WHY ARE THERE TABLETS DOWN HERE. She snuck them! No ShE sNuCk ThEm! YOUR TABLETS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIME.
by Beverly Grangus July 18, 2021
Get the A very very long timemug. by Jade won clowney October 23, 2020
Get the National Long Nose Daymug. A term to describe texting back and forth for a longass time with really large breaks in between each text.
Person 1: "we talked from 1pm to 2am.."
Person 2: "Oh shiet!!!.... you got that "LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG."
Person 2: "Oh shiet!!!.... you got that "LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG."
by nosweater May 17, 2011
Get the LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG.mug. John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
Get the John long middle schoolmug. by Scooter9822 February 29, 2016
Get the long-sleeved sweater-vestmug.