Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.

I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.

by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024

Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024

Jones

Jones (verb) to run up and steal loot while team-mates are making room for it, or deciding if they need it in first person shooters like Call of Duty, Apex and Battlefield.

OI! Did you just fucking Jones that gold shield you cunt! I was stood right next to it!

by HangryHulk June 24, 2024

Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.

That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.

by BayStBroker July 21, 2024

go all Indiana Jones on me

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.

Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.

by QuacksO July 21, 2024

Hussy Jones

The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3

I've been a hussy jones

by anonymous August 6, 2024

Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.

John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.

by PlumPare August 11, 2024