"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."
by Defusion4 September 29, 2023
Get the Jerk-lurkermug. 
1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.
2)My job.
by Motòrfred August 16, 2019
Get the jerk workmug. Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry jerkmug. When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
Get the Jerk my loadmug. by anonymous May 10, 2025
Get the Cleveland jerkmug. Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking
by nut_lover1738 August 1, 2015
Get the team jerkingmug.