jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

Jerk a quicky

When you’re really short on time but you also need to jerk it

“If I hurry I can grab a bite to eat, start my laundry, and I can probably jerk a quicky, too!”

by Beta__male69 January 26, 2020

jerk odd

Like jerk off but upside down

I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.

by Jerkodd191 April 13, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018