Band Salt

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.

Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

by anonymoussssssssssssisisisisss November 2, 2021

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

banded peak school

a yoke

fucking yoke of a place, Needs to be teared down. Banded peak school means short bus of schools.

by ducking loser July 13, 2017

resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.

resistance bands are great for on the go excercises

by notzz001 November 18, 2022

Wifi Bands

digital currency

made some "wifi bands" off the internet today

by YungDegen May 18, 2024

Band-Rider

A Band-Rider is a person that goes along with what everyone else is saying or thinking never coming up with any individual thought. You can also become a major Band-Rider by always going for the sports team that wins BUT once they start losing you jump off the Bandwagon waiting to jump back on another one.

You are such band-rider you only like The Lakers when they are winning.

by Dimegirl April 10, 2021