Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.
by Parkerboi April 10, 2015
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five year plan

Relationships:
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.
Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.
by Christopher John Scott August 29, 2006
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Chinese Five Star

When a female has a johnson in both hands, anus, vagina, and mouth.
Torri was chinese five starred last night!
by TonySpamoni23 November 05, 2012
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five nights at warios

a game based of fnaf that currently has 4 games starting in a factory where waluigi and wario went missing inside the factory then, mario and luigi went inside, went missing, and so did princess peach
have you played five nights at warios?
by gamerboi67 January 22, 2021
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five points above

to be fucking retarded beyond reason

also a band
Dude, you are officially five points above after saying that shit.
by Emcee Axel April 19, 2006
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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
How does that do in The Five P's System???
by snowmanitalianstallion March 07, 2011
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Five napkin burger

A burger so succulent and juicy that you need 5 napkins whilst you eat it
by Minzee December 08, 2018
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