friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.

'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark

by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

epaulette sharks

A species of long tailed carpet sharks

The are many species of epaulette sharks

by Foreverlovenme July 14, 2016

Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road

Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.

by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017

blood shark

A man who seeks out woman on their period so if intercorse occurs he will not get her pregnant

That dude is a total blood shark

by Tcb 23 February 21, 2017

Chrome Shark

Women who have sworn off men and exclusively date or interact with clankers/AI.

Ever since Becky got dumped, she has turned in to a chrome shark and won't leave ChatGPT alone.

by The-Vagilante September 28, 2025

Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.

Are you buying a shark plushie today?

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025