Trill dan

dick game strong af and has the best gas in SA +++ got em bars

Trill dan gets money and hoes

by Anyone ;) November 12, 2020

Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021

Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.

Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!

by Tman5711 January 12, 2022

Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy

'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking

by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022