Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

dupli-tard

said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.

ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."

Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"

by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009

Tard

A dumbass person who acts/ actually is retarded; Owner of the words belongs to Chava and Toez

Chava stop being a tard.

by TardNationn November 28, 2019

F- tard

The cum shot your mom shouldve swallowed.

YOU F- TARD!!!

by F- tard January 8, 2018

fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard

Your a fuck tard!

by Modern provider May 30, 2014

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018