mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.
are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap
by bosniaisforlovers May 13, 2011
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kids dating

Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age
Look those kids dating

And they only look like there 11 and 10
by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017
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Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
by TmDcM December 15, 2022
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
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Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.
"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"
by D. D. D. August 14, 2023
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irl date

4 all the long distance couples ORDER food call each-other TALK and watch a movie
John: I miss you
Emma: i miss you moreee
John: we should go on an irl date I miss your face
by rararubyyyy April 13, 2024
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