A complete lie. The fallacy that is "boneless wings" is really just chicken tenders by another name. A more accurate word would be "wet tenders", "saucy nugs", or "trash".
This restaurant says they have boneless wings. Since they are unethical liars, we should eat somewhere else.
by psyspoop September 16, 2020
Get the boneless wingsmug. The postulate that states the following:
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
Get the wing theorymug. by dyl wes August 14, 2020
Get the chinese wingsmug. by BlueBloomed January 31, 2021
Get the Wing Feathermug. A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022
Get the devil winged batmug. Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.
by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009
Get the vampire wingsmug. A dirty ass restaurant in Bel Air, MD where drugged up faggot high schoolers who don't wash their hands make subpar chicken wings using ingredients you could buy at the store yourself for half the cost
by Roblowe69 October 23, 2017
Get the cr wingsmug.