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Among us

Something that’s ruining my friends
Me: bruh that girls so annoying

Friend: kInDa SuS BrUh
Me:what?
Friend 2: ThAtS sO sUsSy BaCkA

I hate among us
._.
by Callsign Roach May 31, 2021
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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Among us

Among Usc is an online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth. It was released on iOS and Android devices in June 2018 and on Windows in November 2018, featuring cross-platform play between these platforms.14 The game was also released on the Nintendo Switch in December 2020, and has planned releases for the Xbox One and Xbox Series X and Series S in 2021.

The game takes place in a space-themed setting, in which players each take on one of two roles, most being Crewmates, and a predetermined number being Impostors.d The goal of the Crewmates is to identify the Impostors, eliminate them, and complete tasks around the map; the Impostors' goal is to covertly sabotage and kill the Crewmates before they complete all of their tasks. Players suspected to be Impostors may be eliminated via a plurality vote, which any player may initiate by calling an emergency meeting (except during a crisis) or reporting a dead body. Crewmates win if all Impostors are eliminated or all tasks are completed whereas Impostors win if there is an equal number of Impostors and Crewmates, or if a critical sabotage goes unresolved.
That 1 guy:I play pokemon go everyday
Everyone: THATS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
That 1 guy again: I play among us bro everyday
Everyone: *SPAM LIKES AND SUBS AND FOLLOWS*
by TheTrollFaceDude January 17, 2021
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no us

When you want to use "no u" but remember that you're a communist
Random person: u mom gay
Joeseph Stalin: No us
Random person: e x c u s e m e
*soviet anthem plays*
by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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