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not like us

a disstrack by the one and only kdot (kendrick lamar), he disses drake and accuses him of being a pedophile and other crazy shit. i don't think drake is coming back after this one
guy: did you hear kendrick lamar's new diss?
guy 2: yeah! "certified loverboy, certified ped-"
not like us (as something or someone was formerly) (that is the wrong definition but i put it there anyways)
by $4N6555 June 30, 2024
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Fact-us

When a man or women wishes to describe a statement as a fact
"My man cactus I love him that's a fact-us" Rapper chris "crispy" monk wishes to describe his love for a friend as a fact
by HorsesInTheBack July 18, 2019
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used tampon

penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Useful idiot

Often mistakenly attributed to Lenin, Stalin or Marx, the term was first used by US newspapers in 1948 and has little documented usage within the Soviet Union, meaning a third party who spreads propaganda or disinformation, usually unintentionally or without fully understanding the cause they're proselytizing for. Originally used during the cold war to refer to Western communist sympathisers, or those susceptible to communist propaganda, the term could be used today to refer to those spreading anti-vaccine misinformation echoed or amplified by Russian intelligence, or ,or Trump supporters acting on foreign-spread conspiracy theories about pizzas and child molesters. In any case, the person spreading the disinformation uses someone susceptable to the disinformation in order to spread it further
This useful idiot read online that Hilary Clinton is selling kids through this pizza place and now he's going down there to shoot it up.
by Dr MDrr February 22, 2021
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Among Us

The fastest way to either make or break friendships by screaming at each other that they are the imposter
Jack: “I just saw Marcel brutally murder Tyler in the Med Bay then run off to the vents.”
Marcel: “NO, JACK YOU ARE WRONG, HE IS TRYING TO FRAME ME. JACK IS THE IMPOSTER, I JUST SAW HIM KILL TYLER, I DIDNT.”
Tyler (muted in discord): “Among us is the most chaotic game I have ever played.”
by Mr Adeep October 24, 2020
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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
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used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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