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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
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Case End Point

Case End Point (n.)
A declarative phrase used to signify the definitive conclusion of a statement or argument, marking it as self-evident and not open for further discussion. Unlike “Case in Point,” which introduces an example to support a claim, “Case End Point” asserts finality—indicating that the matter has been stated clearly and needs no further elaboration. It serves as a rhetorical period that underscores closure, often in contexts where repetition or rehashing is unnecessary.
“We don’t need to talk about this again. You hate my job, I know this. Case End Point.”
by Doubtsower69 August 5, 2025
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011
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anchor point

The only reason, solitary reason (Taken from anchor being reference of Deadpool Wolverine)
M : Hey man, i heard you left the group? Why did you left, they missed you!!
J : She dumped me, she was the anchor point for me in that group..
M : Ohh, i'm sorry to hear that :(
by EFANN August 12, 2024
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Point Blank

When something is so good and true.
by Far out chicken May 25, 2016
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women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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