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Swing my door

The action of opening a car door with the intention of hopping out and fighting/shooting someone
Homie #1: “Aye we pulling down the opp Blocc right here
Homie #2 “I hope one of these niggas outside”
Homie #3 “Awe shii there they do. Spot the whip imma swing my door”
by Loco83 August 9, 2025
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Back Door Gate Keeper

A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.
it seemed it was a case of a 'back door gate keeper' when questioned about there sexual preferance
by Major Rummy January 15, 2010
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Dumptruck Door Slam

Analogy:
The act of eating pizza and passing out.

Sex Position:
When you bend over a large butted "dumptruck" of a woman, and at the point of entry, she slams her butthole shut.
Analogy:
Yo bro, I totally Dumptruck Door Slammed last night.

Sex Position
Yo bro, I totally got Dumptruck door slammed last night.
by Dumptruck Door Slam September 4, 2025
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Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.
"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."
by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021
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The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023
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Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else
She blew the doors off this test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
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Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi
bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again
by V2lkyrie September 4, 2022
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