Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019

Laughing at my own joke

That doesn't prove that.

Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.

Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021

Joke

Making fun of something or someone for no reason

Wow that guy is a real joke
I know right what a fucking bitch

by Mr.McSuckin February 24, 2022

Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.

What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …

by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021

Joke

A satirical phrase that makes people offended no matter the circumstance.

Comedy is dying because people can’t take a simple joke

by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020

Joke

Someone who has the vision.they are not BASICnot basiclegendfyee

You’re the joke.

by ASAP inc May 24, 2019