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person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
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