Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.
I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.
by Rigoberto August 28, 2007
Get the texas toe tagmug. The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?
person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.
person 1: for sho!
by StrongerMan X September 8, 2011
Get the Texas 2 for 1mug. by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010
Get the Texas Potato Chipmug. by badtouch October 8, 2008
Get the texas double pumpermug. by texasSE June 10, 2009
Get the Texas Stink Eyemug. the act of man getting his asshole licked by a gerth of a woman followed by a face of utter shock and disipointment.
by onewheelpeel November 18, 2010
Get the texas brown eyemug. when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people
by 1458lover July 7, 2010
Get the texas tomato saucemug.