Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021
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scibide toilet

A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
by blurby April 21, 2024
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plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
by lil_birdy January 04, 2019
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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skibbidy toilet

Thy ye old toilet wich ye who uses gains aura and the rank of thy skibbidy.
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Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.
"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"
by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017
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