Voodoo Ninja

It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!

The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.

by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009

ninja stars

Car wheels that spin after the car comes to a stop. 352ho

"sittin high on thirty inch ninja stars"

by James Handy November 26, 2007

vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

Ninja Licker

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Daylight Ninja

Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.

First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?

Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.

Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.

by Miss Orifice April 27, 2011