September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

September 14th

Stupid fat bitches who always are annoying

Person 1: I feel so hated
Person 2: Probably cause you were born on September 14th

by ilovesomeperticularpeople May 22, 2024

september 4th

the day the most important people of the world was born. Beyoncé & Hassan.

guy: man beyoncé is very important

girl: she was born september 4th so yeah

by wockyyy August 2, 2022

September 18

Kiss a guy who’s name starts with a C

Its September 18 go kiss that boy who’s name starts with a c

by MONKAEMAN September 16, 2022

September 28th

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Boy/girl 1- hey ___ it's September 28th!
Boy/girl 2- I know I'm gonna kiss them now!

by Peppas ass cheeks September 27, 2021

September 29th

The day where you ask your crush out, be brave!

"Hey I like you"
"No way dude"
"I know why she's saying that, it's September 29th!"

by ur main girl September 20, 2021

September 28th

National slap a redhead day!

September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*

by smart.person September 27, 2021