Earl sweatshirts lip is the slug looking sack hanging above the top opening of his mouth. Often in comparison to the size of his penis.
by garry_gattchamom July 03, 2022
big lip mcraney is a legendary warrior said to take the life force of every unfortunate soul during marching season who is put on parade rest for the event. there are many different rumors as to how he came to be big lip mcraney. The first legend told, those by the great 2016 band members, is this:
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
trumpet: dude, i didn't learn my sets. what's gonna happen to me?!
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
by minecraftants September 11, 2019
adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
by Airdon2 March 28, 2011
saying meaning "don't worry about it." Used as a means of encouragement when a friend is feeling down. Especially popular when a friend feel rejected by a member of the opposite sex.
by La Titha September 28, 2011
Lips Don't Lie means when you are lying about your feeling towards your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, and Wife. When they kiss you, you then kiss them right back that is when they know you are feeling something.
Jess "Lauren you do know I know when your Lips Don't Lie".
Lauren "Jess how would you know when my lips don't lie I haven't even kissed you or anything".
Jess "Lauren so".
Lauren "What do you mean so".
Jess "Lauren we have been Childhood Friends forever and we are close I know when your Lips Don't Lie when I kiss you sometimes on the mouth and you always kiss me back".
Lauren "Okay".
Lauren "Jess how would you know when my lips don't lie I haven't even kissed you or anything".
Jess "Lauren so".
Lauren "What do you mean so".
Jess "Lauren we have been Childhood Friends forever and we are close I know when your Lips Don't Lie when I kiss you sometimes on the mouth and you always kiss me back".
Lauren "Okay".
by The Master MKD772003 February 28, 2021
A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.
I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.
by HDL to High December 06, 2009
by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 25, 2023