After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.
by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006
Get the Third leg beardmug. Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009
Get the Close Your Legsmug. by Deep blue 2012 June 10, 2010
Get the Get some legsmug. by Mc0311 June 23, 2007
Get the Boss Hog Legmug. by kittycat November 11, 2003
Get the peg leg megmug. A meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11
>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps
>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened
one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"
then everyone began doing this
>be senior in school
>Sleep in class
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during passing period
>Get up from desk, walk 2 steps
>Fall on face
>Everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>Crawl out the door
>Not the dinosaur, this really happened
one reply to this said "btw my leg was asleep"
then everyone began doing this
>Waiting after football practice for my ride
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around
>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep
>Dumbass hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>Do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>He turns around
>Pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>Tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>Has a laugh with me about it after hockeyfag leaves
>Leg falls asleep <----- My leg is asleep
by Ice Man 72 August 14, 2011
Get the My Leg Is Asleepmug. 1. a type of spider thats not really a spider because it has 6 legs.
2. a man/child with abnormally long legs in comparison to his torso, who is also close to anorexic.
2. a man/child with abnormally long legs in comparison to his torso, who is also close to anorexic.
1. Yo, i was washing my hands in the bathroom and i saw a daddy long legs come out of the drain, and i practically took another shit!
2. Hey daddy long legs, do you have to buy pants especially tailored to fit your long, bony legs?
2. Hey daddy long legs, do you have to buy pants especially tailored to fit your long, bony legs?
by fatcuntwithapenis75 June 21, 2017
Get the daddy long legsmug.