no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad

I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious

by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024

no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".

Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"

by brr-grr September 23, 2018

Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 02, 2018

Anis Joke

The worst fucking joke you will ever hear

person 1 "hey guys, red sus!" person 2 "that was an Anis Joke nobody is laughing"

by .png file February 10, 2021

fart joke

the term used by apologetic youtubers to explain why they were blamed for being a predator.

"...and I'm not a predator! Even though a lot of you think so, because five years ago I made a fart joke."
-Youtuber

by Kyoodo July 06, 2023

Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017