Dan

A person who is always horny

Guy 1: Why is Dan always horny

Guy 2: IDK

by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022

snapper dan

a very skinny man with no calves

wow that dude is skinny with no calves he must be snapper dan

by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022

Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women

“Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”

by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026

Dan Campbell

As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.

Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.

by beef boss January 13, 2026