31st of december

Official baby day! 31ST of December is a day to celebrate people with baby energy uwu （＾ω＾）

“It’s the 31ST of December? Happy baby day, nushkie, uwu”

*kathy pats anushkha’s head*

by Uncle tato October 17, 2019

The December Challenge

The December Challenge is completed by abstaining from masturbation for the entire month of December, besides Christmas.

You have to masturbate on Christmas.

Johnny: Hi mom.

Mom: Hi Johnny.

Johnny: Did you know that it's gonna be a white Christmas this year?

Mom: How do you know that Johnny?

Johnny: I'm partaking in the December Challenge.

Mom: Oh.

by K_Money December 21, 2013

december 12th

valen’s birthday. best day of the fucking year.

- today’s what?
- december 12th! best day of the year.

- right fro, i knew it

by pooooolo October 27, 2019

December 11

National Kait Sharp day, if you or someone you know is named Kait Sharp you have to give the food, hugs, gifts and nice letters.

Person 1: Today is December 11th! We have to find someone named Kait Sharp!
Person 2: Your right, we have to give them lots of hugs and our love too!

by HolyMemeQueen November 26, 2019

December 20

all i want for christmas is you

This is December 20. Open it.

by Krkič December 20, 2020

December 9

national ask your crush out day even if they had a girlfriend/boyfriend just cause there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score!!!

“I know you have a gf but like would you wanna be mine cause it’s December 9th?!?😉”

by sandwich😉 December 5, 2019

december 14

Have sex with a kid named Ponce

Lemme suck your dick on December 14

by Tadpole69 April 15, 2019