Chipped

To punch(jab) someone. Usually in the face.

Kim: I fu*kin chipped the c*nt.
Friend: You chipped him?
Kim: Yeah, talk sh*t, get hit.
Friend: Just as well you only chipped him then, ay.
Kim: Yeah, his lucky day.

by MilkDardZz February 15, 2024

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020

Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

Chip Giver

old men who give free chips to unsuspecting teens.

Jimmy got caught by the chip giver yesterday.

by Chip taker May 31, 2024

chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

by Spazninja July 5, 2011

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023