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Tydongasaurus Cock

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)
Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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Cock Fighting

When 2 male mammals slap each other with their wangs
This cock fighting wasn't even fair, you can't fight a 2 incher vs. A 9 incher.
by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014
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Cock Hound

(Noun) Any person male or female who is on the constant hunt of the cock. They can not sleep, drink, work, or eat without constantly being on the trail. They are the bloodhound for the penis. They like them big thick and juicy.
Terri(y) is constantly looking for cock, she/he is a cock hound.
by taterus maximus April 11, 2009
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Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.
Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.
by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009
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cock slobber

1) The saliva build up that acurs when a chick throat fucks (gagging and so fourth) upon a genorouslly proportioned cock. The sobber is usually covering the entire penis and the cock sucker mouth ,with ocational strings and bubbles of spit emerging. VERY HOT; VERY RARE

2) The precum that oozes out of aroused dick holes.
1) A good blow job comes with spit; a great blow job comes with cock slobber

2) That chick got me so horny , I pitched a tent full of cock slobber.
by Dirty Dustin October 23, 2006
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cock succour

To help, give aid to or ease the life of a male bird or fowl.
A: I found this crippled bantam on Wansbeck Road and have spent the last 2 months nursing him back to health.

B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.
by Lord Grimcock August 5, 2008
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Cock Lock

The opposite of a cock block
aka
when that one person hanging around you and her helps you get laid
Bro #1: dude i'm totally gonna cock lock you, we're gonna get you laid

Bro #2: nice brah
by Commander Zander October 28, 2009
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