Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.

Bro looks like an Andrew. 💀

by SonicElectro May 30, 2023

Andrew

Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.

If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.

by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024

Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018

Andrew Escalona

cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.

Andrew escalona? Isnt that the gay cuban guy?

by kaworunagisalover24 December 3, 2024

andrew

a dnd player that makes the worst decisions and is not hesitant to rush into danger and do the stupid thing.

we have a right Andrew in our game tonighy

by dicegod May 15, 2021

ANDREW

Funny guy
sometimes quite
Cool aesthetic
Short as frick
Cries a lot

-Hey did you see the new kid?
:Yeah, he's really short haha
-I think he looks cool
:Me too, he's oddly quite though
-i'll talk to him at lunch
*Lunch begins*
-hey Andrew, can I sit with you?

*Andrew shits on the lunch table*

by I'llfuckyourdad December 16, 2021

Andrew Clapson

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.

“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now”

“Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”

by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019