texas two step

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

by creep_nwwf2 August 12, 2008

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texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

by Rigoberto August 23, 2007

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Texas 2 for 1

The Art of peircing your butthole so your one shit slowly turns into two. You may or may not have a special day...mines Texas Tuesday.

person 1: What are you doing this tuesday?

person 2: Well that would be Texas Tuesday my good freind so you will probably catch me taking a Texas 2 for 1 on my porcelain throne.

person 1: for sho!

by StrongerMan X September 07, 2011

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texas tomato sauce

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people

kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me

by 1458lover July 03, 2010

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