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Dylan

Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!

He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .

He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.

If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.

Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .

Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"

Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "

Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
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Bob Dylan Effect

A prediction that by 2035, there will be a backlash in the music industry where Ai written music will be replaced by authentic singer songwriters because of the raw passion that is derived from real-life experiences.
The Bob Dylan effect will change the music landscape because human sentiment can’t fully replicate a human experience.
by Jeffreyhill2005 July 27, 2024
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Dylan

Dylan is an ugly nonce that normally kidnaps little kids between the ages 3-14. He is really hideous and doesn’t have many friends. You shouldn’t get on the bad side of him he will completely fuck you up.

No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
Dylan is a nonce!
by Habechl November 8, 2020
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Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.
Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia
by huddy is funny November 2, 2018
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dylan

insanely tall and attractive person who has no hair and has a rash who sexes a lot of girls and dudes.
Damn hyou see dylan over there? He has sex a lot of girls and dudes:) i know, he really does know how to pull all genders.
DYLAN is defines as. the love of everyones life
by Babydayday August 29, 2022
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Dylan

a general ass hole but good in his own way and has a massive penis but we wont go into detail on that and is generally quite when annoyed or angry
person:he's an asshole

another person:he's Dylan what do you expect
by crimpy-gamer_YT October 22, 2020
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Dylan

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