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Paekalations 1:11

A: Dude IM TIRED OF LETTING EVERYONE WALK OVER ME

B: Paekalations 1:11, “Self love is the best love”
by Zelayaaa May 18, 2021
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11

she is badass
11 is cool and hot
by me a sex afndr May 19, 2021
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9/11 Special

A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.
Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!
by DonnyBleez May 22, 2021
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🛫11

a airplane emoji and number 11. nothing to see here other than that its a reference to a very edgy year
guy1: *texts 🛫11*
guy2: you edgy fuck thats dark
by Sebby294 May 28, 2021
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September 11

The best birthday to have because everyone remembers it
Victoria: My birthday is coming up on September 11!
Jason: How could I ever forget? Happy birthday!
by thatsexychick11 August 18, 2024
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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11:55 pm

The time when most students turn in their homework
And even worse, most students turn in their work at 11:55 pm on the due date. Yikes!
by Eushshtb October 1, 2024
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