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popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.
Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.
by LosT January 16, 2014
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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My Type of Carrying on

To agree with the current display of action you are observing.
“My type of carrying on” - verb.

thats my type of party. I’m into that type of thing.

Ex.

As the group of travelers approached the African American picnic at the local beach, they observed a group that was already present, dancing on top of their cars with ‘mellow bucks - move’ playing.

The passenger princess said to the group, “now that’s my type of carrying on”
by Unkle Urban July 10, 2025
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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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freak my geek

as in "That humongous spider totally made me Freak My Geek!!"
by Celtilic May 20, 2014
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shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023
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