Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015

Ass Gasket

Muscles around your butthole.

I bent over, farted and blew an ass gasket!

by cushybushy March 13, 2015

puff ass

When you eat to many puffs and you end up with a huge ass

Bitch gotta lay off the puffs she getting puff ass

by gstat March 14, 2015

ass etiquette

When tht ass is a perfect 10, and u can't help but stare at tha ass walkin by

That Girl got perfect ass etiquette

by BootyLovers March 27, 2015

Roping ass

To hunt for sweet man meat at any local gay establishment or event.

John spends his Sundays at The Rainbow Room roping ass. He has slept with every bartender in the place.

by Nutmegthegreat March 31, 2015

bro ass tendency

When a guy exhibits nice qualities, but still retains bro-esque tendencies.

Alex is a nice guy, but he a bro ass tendency and I am fed up with his shit

by Froogly March 31, 2015

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015