Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.

Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.

by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014

really hot elf bitch

Someone That is extremely attractive but with elf like features, very fuckable though

A: Daniel is a really hot elf bitch

K: I know I’d do anything to get with him

by Richardramerizbussylice May 23, 2022

dork face bitch

Someone who resembles a dork geek or nerd and that is a bitch

Rachel is a dork face bitch

by Jason Cella May 29, 2018

Buddy's bitches

A cult name for Buddy Valastro's (also known as cake boss) followers.

-"Hey what's up with that group?"
- "Oh, they're Buddy's bitches."

by hi and hello March 1, 2021

Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

Bitch fits

A sudden and random seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrong doings. These bitch fits are not controllable most of the time.

I had another one of my bitch fits the other day thinking about him!

Stop! I’m gonna have one in a minute.

by Dahwae May 9, 2018

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023